| my teacher: | why are you guys packing up? what the fuck is your problem? you ungrateful children! you still have one minute left, that's enough to answers fifty questions even though it's for homework. how dare you jeopardize your education when that's plenty enough time? i don't know why i try to be nice to you ungrateful bitches and let you get started on work early, obviously you don't appreciate it. you get your shit ready when the bell rings and not a second later. late for class? hahaha, look at my face and see if i give a fuck. no passes for you. |


“We’d be done by now if I was reading this shit.”
(via sodamnrelatable)
The baddest ass President we’ve had.
They see me rollin’ they hatin’
#Now the party don’t start till my tall presidential ass rolls in
(Source: ziprage, via vampiire-barbie)

So with Megaupload gone and Mediafire being under investigation it’s safe to say as an avid user it’s had me paranoid as fuck. For instance, I just heard a helicopter outside and let’s just say I was kind of like this:


“I feel like someone stomped on my ovaries!”
