February 2012
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Situations with my friends.
My friend: I can't believe I failed that test!
Me: I know! Wait, what did you get?
My friend: A fucking eighty-eighty! I already have a ninety-eight in this class.
Me:
My friend: What?
Me:
My friend: You don't know how hard it is to get an A!
Me:
My friend:
Me:
My friend:
Me: Fuck off you pretentious overachiever.
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Watch
I tried to watch/listen to the whole of Nicki Minaj’s “Stupid Hoe”
anberlyn:
milasweetcunt:
Holes Cast - Dig it...
When my parents are talking to me about sex...
totally-relatable:
on the outside :
”Sex what’s that?”
on the inside :
They’ll never know
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January 2012
4 posts
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S.O.P.A. just needs to go
So with Megaupload gone and Mediafire being under investigation it’s safe to say as an avid user it’s had me paranoid as fuck. For instance, I just heard a helicopter outside and let’s just say I was kind of like this:
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Me listening to the radio for a long period of...
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Happy New Year!
I hope this new year treats you all well(: Also, I advise you all not to get so drunk that you start singing Someone Like You on your exes voicemails, but if this does indeed happen I would LOVE to hear it tomorrow.
December 2011
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Josh Wolf: "That's kinda young. Like how so you keep up with a 19 year old?"
Chris Franjola: "Ya know, I talk about MTV."
Josh: "Tell me one thing about MTV."
Chris: "Wiz Khalifa."
Josh: "Is that a person?"
Chris: "Yeah, it's a person! We drive in my car and I go through these stations and every song, I just listen to a little bit of the song, and I go 'Is that Wiz Khalifa?"
Josh: "What is, what is that?"
Chris: "Guy that sings ya know, all those 'I'm in the club, everybody's at the party.' That kinda stuff."
Josh: "That's his song? 'I'm in the club, everybody's at the party?'"
Chris: "Isn't that every song?"
teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. I'll need your e-mail address.
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me: tastybitch69@aol.com
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There is always a teacher that you suspect is gay...
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"In school and on tumblr lol"
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When someone gives me a compliment on my apperance
goodnightalittleowl:
On the outside:
On the inside:
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Woke up in the morning and what's the first thing...
“I feel like someone stomped on my ovaries!”
November 2011
12 posts
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My mom on Lady Gaga's EMA performance outfit
Me: Ugh, what is she wearing?
Mom: I don't know, but I just want to put an umbrella under her ass and make her fly away! What the fuck is with her costumes? It's just getting fucking old.
Me: Never change mom, just never change.
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Ask me shit cause I'm bored(: →
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The media is making a big deal out of Kim...
The day she does something significant is the day I will give a fuck.
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That awkward moment when my friends and I are the...
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What usually happens when I'm home alone..
Anonymous asked: your blog is funny as shit. like funny shit, not smelly shit. idk its just funny. whatever.
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"I can't believe you didn't do your homework. It...
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Having those subsitutes who always butcher my name
October 2011
23 posts
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When random people I don't even know or even talk...
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When I suddenly have an "attitude" while talking...
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That awkward moment when my parents try being...
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that awful moment when you're hungry, but nothing...
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"Honey get up, it's time for school!"
Anonymous asked: You know the gif with like the guy in the room and its green and its all 'alright alright alright alright alright' like a fagillion times? WHAT MUSIC VIDEO IS THAT FROOOOM? I REMEMBER IT!
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My Friday Nights
Expectations:
Reality:
Anonymous asked: what video is that gif from where it says "alright alright alright" a lot of times xD
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Amusing Song of the day.. Hit play ;)
Anonymous asked: The alright alright alright alright gif, what song is that again?
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Favorite show goes on hiatus
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Doing math homework usually consits of my face...
camillasheri asked: May i have your personal blog?! i simply love this one &i'm positive i'll love ur personal even more <3
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Talking to my mom on the phone:
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Got my period a day before homecoming
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This is me tonight..