May 2012
10 posts
When your uterine lining looks like the elevator...
elohareye:
When you play a song for a friend & they don't...
sodamnrelatable:
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my teacher: why are you guys packing up? what the fuck is your problem? you ungrateful children! you still have one minute left, that's enough to answers fifty questions even though it's for homework. how dare you jeopardize your education when that's plenty enough time? i don't know why i try to be nice to you ungrateful bitches and let you get started on work early, obviously you don't appreciate it. you get your shit ready when the bell rings and not a second later. late for class? hahaha, look at my face and see if i give a fuck. no passes for you.
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When I talk about my crush to my friends..
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Hearing people read out loud in class
“We’d be done by now if I was reading this shit.”
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Talking to my mom on the phone:
epic-humor:
the funniest blog ever!!!
Wow okay take the post I made and pass it off as yours to advertise.. that’s cool bro, I ain’t even mad.
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Mum: Why is your room always so messy?
Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die.
Teacher: "I expect you all to do really well on...
sodamnrelatable:
Us:
This! It’s so annoying, I spend five days a week with you bitches and you expect me to spend the ONLY two days of a break I have to study for your bullshit test? Just fuck off please.
April 2012
13 posts
me when I wake up: why
me trying to find something to wear: why
me looking in the mirror: why
me walking into school: why
me having to engage in social contact: why
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ruinedchildhood:
When I drop food on the floor.
...
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When you're trying to study for finals
Expectations:
Reality:
Reblog if you want your followers to tell you what...
fuckyeahrandombritishindiebands:
windycarnage:
plastic-curse:
capitolgoods:
I’m oddly curious.
holy shit yes
this should be interesting
o h my god yes
pretty please just one of you
But you guise should talk to me soo, send it.
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I hate it when teachers say "from all this...
brisasmith:
BITCH, SHUT UP. From all of this complaining, I assume you’re still single.
March 2012
14 posts
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my thoughts during school
me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh
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When you get stuck hanging out with someone you...
ohheymelshay:
What grades determine:
Your ability to memorize mostly useless things
Your ability to regurgitate information in the way others want you to
Your ability to understand what adults want from you and give it to them
Your tolerance for working on tasks you don’t find useful because others want you to do them or believe them to be helpful/socially acceptable
What grades do NOT determine:
Your intelligence
Your...
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So I talked to my crush and may I just say,
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At least once, you've done this.
Me: Oh my god. My period is late.
Me: AM I PREGNANT?
Me: Wait...
Me: Still a virgin.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
Me: Seems legit.
February 2012
8 posts
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Situations with my friends.
My friend: I can't believe I failed that test!
Me: I know! Wait, what did you get?
My friend: A fucking eighty-eighty! I already have a ninety-eight in this class.
Me:
My friend: What?
Me:
My friend: You don't know how hard it is to get an A!
Me:
My friend:
Me:
My friend:
Me: Fuck off you pretentious overachiever.
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Watch
I tried to watch/listen to the whole of Nicki Minaj’s “Stupid Hoe”
anberlyn:
milasweetcunt:
Holes Cast - Dig it...
When my parents are talking to me about sex...
totally-relatable:
on the outside :
”Sex what’s that?”
on the inside :
They’ll never know
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January 2012
4 posts
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S.O.P.A. just needs to go
So with Megaupload gone and Mediafire being under investigation it’s safe to say as an avid user it’s had me paranoid as fuck. For instance, I just heard a helicopter outside and let’s just say I was kind of like this:
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Me listening to the radio for a long period of...
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Happy New Year!
I hope this new year treats you all well(: Also, I advise you all not to get so drunk that you start singing Someone Like You on your exes voicemails, but if this does indeed happen I would LOVE to hear it tomorrow.