When your uterine lining looks like the elevator from The Shining!

When you play a song for a friend & they don’t like it

#*cough* follow her *cough*  #rdj I love ya even tho you aren't apart of my life 

my teacher:

why are you guys packing up? what the fuck is your problem? you ungrateful children! you still have one minute left, that's enough to answers fifty questions even though it's for homework. how dare you jeopardize your education when that's plenty enough time? i don't know why i try to be nice to you ungrateful bitches and let you get started on work early, obviously you don't appreciate it. you get your shit ready when the bell rings and not a second later. late for class? hahaha, look at my face and see if i give a fuck. no passes for you.

#school  #teachers  #aint shit but hoes and tricks  #these are the thoughts that go through my head i don't even know  #humor  #funny  #mte 

When I talk about my crush to my friends.. #it's true tho he's such a life ruiner  #actually this should be lady boner alert  #omg this is my life these are my thoughts!  #humor  #funny  #gif not mine  #funny gif 

Hearing people read out loud in class #gif not mine  #obviously when is any gif mine btw?  #humor  #funny  #quinnie fabray  #love ya bb' girl 

Talking to my mom on the phone: #i am kinda fucking mad tho  #holy shit you guys why does this have 82 thousand notes staph it its not funny 

#omg 

Mum:	Why is your room always so messy?
Me:	So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die.

Teacher: “I expect you all to do really well on the test on Monday. You have ALL weekend to study.”